Father Bastard and the Mighty Disciples of Punk

It all started out when guitarist Bradley ‘Dizzy’ Webster found about 12 chicks that he liked, knowing that in Kansas mass marriage is illegal, he stuffed these 12 women into his RX-7 hopped in and started driving. He drove to Colorado, still couldn't marry 12 women. So he kept on driving stumbling onto Salt Lake City, UT. By this time he had been too concerned about how beautiful the scenery in the mountains were and forgot about the women. Unfortunately they all starved , none have been found since then. Back onto the story, Dizzy got bored with Salt Lake City and kept on going finding a town called Riverdale in which he claimed a trailer next to wal-mart as home. Being the Myspace junky that he is, met Bradford ‘Father Bastard’ Rizer and told him about the band ideas. The dynamic duo got together and started jamming with friend Trevor. About 2 weeks later after deciding to make a band, they inherited a drummer by the name of Aaron ‘No Nickname’ Last name unknown. After 3 jam sessions together and Dizzy being electrocuted by the evil mixture of Rogue amplifiers and rigged P.A. systems, they had produced their first recordings; ‘Alien Nation’, ‘72 Corvette Poster Girl’ and ‘Date with Disaster’. Never to jam again after that point, Dizzy made way back to Wichita, KS to persuade bassist Michael ‘Mike-O’ Krkosska to join the band. Everybody agreed, name still remaining Father Bastard and the Mighty Disciples of Punk.